Now that former Vice President Dick Cheney has had a successful heart transplant, I cannot help but wonder whether the organ donor was a Democrat, an American who voted for Change in the last election. Will the hugely disgruntled and mostly dyspeptic 71-year-old Cheney now have a sudden change of heart to become a kinder, gentler human being? Will he be sorry now for his position on torture, on weapons of mass destruction, on any liberal who dares to cross his path? In a heartbeat, can He Who Must Be Obeyed turn into He Who Will Support The President Of His Country?
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His new heart might be one confiscated from an unwilling prisoner in China.
Maybe it will refuse to adapt.