27 October 2009: Levi Johnston Unzips For Christmas!

The Huffington Post reports that Levi Johnston, the 19-year-old stud muffin who fathered Sarah Palin’s illegitimate grandson, has been hitting the gym in Anchorage three hours a day, six nights a week.  He’s getting ready for his huge unveiling in Playgirl magazine.  The shoot is scheduled to take place in mid-November, so the pictures will be out in time for Christmas.  Right now, only Santa knows for sure whether Levi will be naughty or nice, but it’s been confirmed that the pictures are “90% certain to be full-frontal nudity.”   This could turn out to be the perfect stocking stuffer for the holidays, unless Levi himself turns out to be stuffed with stockings.  Unzippity doo dah!